Orkut!! A pain!!

Orkut!! MTv Youth's Icon 2007, WTF!! Ohk, chill, shit happens!!

Here's how the story goes,the competitors,
actor Abhishek Bachchan, Bollywood film Rang De Basanti, multimedia cellphone. Abhishek not liked by many, Rang de the runner up(true winner according to me), multimedia cellphones, how can it win, there was no sensational clip lately, was there, I might have missed it :P.

The competition was to vote by sms or email registration for the person who voted for a particular icon and if he/she gets most no. of votes he/she win. Orkut always had biggest playing field, free registration from Orkut, free workers (members) like you to waste time. For VJ Nikhil, boy, get a life, do what you good at, just talking, I have seen your site and its time for you to look too, piece of friendly advice, don't use firefox ;). Man!! had I not been busy with my project and I had liking for online contest, I would have ripped it apart, so would you, if you had basic online marketing skills. Whats gone is gone, lets move on.

Now, to the topic, how can Orkut be so big, get a reality check, Orkut ain't big online, it just big in India and Brazil (did you the check Brazilian chicks, they are hot!), third world countries, where privacy is distant dream, voyeurism gives people cheap thrill. Coming to the former, "Privacy", if you're an Orkut lover, you would certainly not be knowing what it means (use wiki or merriam-webstet online). In simple terms, Orkut doesn't give me the options to have some privacy, why does it concern you that I love big and chubby girls (love them anyhow) and I am member of some community as such. Why should your friends know who's flirting with you and whom are you flirting with. I delete my scraps, but its a pain, I would have loved to avoid it, Mr. Orkut are you listening. I know part-time stuff aren't that great, good job with that though. But seriously, Orkut doesn't deserve the accolades which we trying to bestow upon it.

Their new feature,Ok, I got a right to know this, but why should anyone else know that I am not as trust worthy and cool as much I am sexy. I could live with that, but, whats more depressing is I got more guys in my list. Ohk, lets be optimistic, maybe all the girls in my list find me sexy.

Lets compare Orkut with myspace and facebook, other social networking sites which are really big. The images were taken from Alexa(dont believe in it myself) for you to avoid the hassles ;), wow! myspace and facebook has over 10 times more people coming from developed countries than Orkut, cause people from develop countries care more about their..., not gonna say that again.





What would make me happy with Orkut,

1. I have all the options of what I want to display my scraps, friendlist, communities. Give me control over myself (now that sounds insane).

2. If I come online on Orkut, my friends should know about it. You can use the Stealth settings of yahoo.

3. If somebody replied to my message in a forum, I get notified.

4. Most importantly if I don't know the person, he/she shouldn't be able to scrap. Aren't you girls tired of stupid guys scrapping you, asking out for date. I got girl power behind me on this one. Keep it optional, maybe friends friend should be able to scrap me.

5. STOP THE SPAMMERS!! GOD!! when a person gets reported, do you guys even check what has he/she been doing. I have reported a guy 10 times and he still scraps people, inviting them to RYZE.

6. I get to customize what I want see, not what you want me to see.

Got lots more. Pay me Mr. Orkut and I 'll tell you. Can you do me a favor though, can you stop your blog, its Lame!!! better go for newsletters.

As usual,
my Click Click.